If you don't see the nazi, you may be one. Please have some fun, the sooner the better.
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The Excerpt
“And who are those scary people sitting in the corners with the notebooks?”
“They’re the Fun Monitors,” Big Del said. “They’re bad news. Don’t cross ’em! We had to install expensive fun vents in each corner, so they could sit there, observing our behavior to make certain it falls within acceptable limits, without any risk of being contaminated by second-hand fun. We figure it’ll end up being a waste of money, though, because we all know that, no matter what we do, there’s eventually gonna be a local election over fun, and fun will be outlawed inside the bar. Folks will have to go outside and stand a minimum of 15 feet from the front door in order to have fun.”
Thanks Mountain Gazette.
