IndyMac at Home

Six Months ago IndyMac bombarded me with $140,000

interest only for 5 years home equity loans by mail and phone.

I just got a call from someone, maybe Elisibeth with no employee number

dunning me for a mortgage payment that is in fact late, but will be paid before

the late fee kicks in, as I have done for the past 18 months. Sunday evening, on my phone,

at my house and I am not even in default. Or late enough to incur a fee!

Gonna suck in a month or two. I'm calling to complain.



Now it's 7pm. After I stopped cursing and began a line of questioning the purpose of the dunning,

I was hung up on by the customer service folks. Eventually I talked to 'Kris'. Employee ID A1.

No, no, no. If I request a cease and desist on the phone calls, I may not be able to pay, online or

any other way. escrow will be disabled and no, although Kris is A1, Kris does not have an

extension andno one that lives here has one. So much for "Press 5 or enter the extension for

Your Party."

I Cursed and belittled the first caller and answerer before I got pissed and asked why they

conceived this courtesy call would even help now, as 'the check's in the mail', but how about

April. That is going to be a problem. "Well, we'll be in touch about that in June."

Well, they really promised me they would put me on the list of people they call on the 3rd, or as

the next courtesy person put it, "We can start on the second, if we want to, Mr Awhatever

account#cussword dude." Three hung up before I could curse, then I got A1, The Stonewall.

The Robot says. "Federal law requires us to mention that we are collecting a debt and anything

you say may be.....bla.bla.bla. We'll record you, if we want to."

I was gonna say, "Gee Whiz, Dick. How's W gonna dodge this before 1/20?", but now I'm

Thinking ===Let me get the phone shut off first!!! These bailed-out

Bastards are calling before I'm all that late.

I really need a tv show.

Or the lotto.

Well, ok, a job.0